Friday 8 January 2016

Joke to make you smile


My dearest and adorable friends

Today we will share a joke to end this week…

 A guy  goes to Walmart in the U.S.

 He finds cat food at special prices.

 He picks a dozen cans of cat food & goes to check out.

The Manager gets suspicious. He thinks that this guy might not have a cat & will probably feed cat food to his kids. He asks the guy to show him his cat before he could let him have cat food.

The guy goes home & returns with a cat & gets to buy the cat food.

Next week the guy finds dog food at special prices.

He picks a dozen cans of dog food & goes to check out…

The Manager again gets suspicious. He thinks that this person may have a cat but he cannot have a dog & he will probably feed dog food to his kids.

He asks him to bring & show him the dog before he can let him have dog food.

The guy again goes home & returns with a dog.

He gets to buy the dog food.

The following week, the guy comes to Walmart with a bag. He asks the Manager to put his hand in the bag. The Manager puts his hand in the bag, feels something slimy & immediately pulls it out…!!!

He shouts at the guy, “What the hell…!!!

This is shit, You Idiot…!!!???”

The guy calmly replies, “Yes, now may I buy some toilet paper please…???”

Keep smiling and think well before putting your hand in the bag J

 

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